"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
Informal infographic depicting evolution
why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???
Okay. pretty good costumes.
BUT LOOK AT THE GUY’S FACE. HIS FACE. HE CAPTURED THAT EXPRESSION SO WELL. AGH.
my friend made an interesting point about skyrim
the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic
maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything
maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass
[DRUNKEN AGGRESSIVE ROARING]
"Hey guys, check it out. Steve thinks he’s a fucking dragon again."
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
found the best twitter
i’m really glad i read these tweets
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
*takes a deep breath* I will not let this fictional character ruin me
failed step one
CHROM DOES THE THING PT 1!!!!!!!!!
collab btwn rynn and me, i inked/blocked in her GORGEOUS PANELS!!!!! there will be a second part if i finish but after that we are prob too tired to continue the rest of bad end au LMAO, u can take my word for it that it gets very melodramatic because thats our fav. BLESS U FOR SKETCHING OUT THIS MANY PANELS OF MY MU IN THE FIRST PLACE AH……… o(-<